DR RATING 3/10
I need to clarify that the 3 points I have given this picture can be broken down as the following, one point for Dakota Johnson's comic relief and two for Jamie Dornan's body. I skim read the books to see what all the fuss was about but it was not my sort of thing seeing as I had an existing dislike for the Twilight Franchise in both Literature and Movie form, Vampires are not supposed to sparkle!!$^%^&. Anyway I digress, it was mainly out of some sadistic joy that I get out of watching truly a awful movie, that I went to see this with my very good friend. This was neither seductive or charismatic, but the dialogue was clumsey and tragic. To the point that I laughed so hard I cried at some of the rediculous dialogue, my favourite bad bit of dialogue from the picture was 'Fuck the paperwork'. Needless to say I, along with many other people are on tender hooks to see who actually returns for the confirmed sequels of E.L. James' torture porn monstrosities. I can't help but feel a tremendous amount of pity for Jamie's Dornan, Dakota Johnson and Sam Taylor-Johnson. I think that they massively underestimated the nature E.L. James, so I do hope they get out of this one!
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